Testimonials
Or should that be testi-moan-ials?
Lee's work sparks controvesy and debate. Here's what you, The General Public, have had to say:
"Why do journalists have to say such truly risible and vacuous things?"
"cochroaches would explode on mars"
"I’m sorry, but I find it very difficult to get excited about a bunch of robotic probes fumbling about on the moon or on Mars."
"LIFE HAMMER"
"Maybe it's fish like life or giant blobs of something or another."
"It is our concern, that any professionally trained teachers would cast a critical eye over the content of Pullen's article."
"Growing Small Species is fun. Hey Doctor I want to be Your assistant "Water Bear" Grower"
"I am not amused."
"Dinosaucers!!!"
"You refered to our search for life as looking for "alien" life but we should never loose sight of the fact that we are the interlopers. Eurocentric thinking of historical explorers frequently assigned new cultures and peoples to subhuman status (and, therefore, of lesser value) resulting in great harm to them."
"mebe jesus secretly developed a giant slingshot and is frozen on the moon... and we'll thaw him out and realize religion is real!"
"Talk about grasping at straws..."
"This is news?"
"Europe? I thought Europe is full of life. Oh, maybe you mean Europa."
"I have pics of life on Mars...people,animals,fossils(no plants)"
"Fine, but will the ancient frozen microbes still taste like chicken? And, if that is correct, will the melted water they are contained in become chicken soup."
"Forget this $hit."
"Water bears for president!!"
"Wow, this probe is just like the thing that Shredder and his crew used in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to melt their way through the ground, but miniature."
"I personally need to lunch most days of the week."
"LETS GET TO WORK !! MAKE IT 6 YEARS AND YOU GOT A DEAL !! TIME IS MONEY $$$"
"As for the article, disappointed."
"Think about it hot space mermaids!"
"Nature's only test is survival, and I intend for us to pass that test. Who's with me?"
"i'm by far the most smatestest person on this post... fo sho!!"
"I felt the title of the article was somewhat misleading."
"maybe we have been placed on earth to get rid of an infectious disease from another far way world billions of years ago"
"I hear the hydrogen peroxide makes your hair gray so maybe grey hair comes from ceres."
"Cold Storage: Moon Might Preserve Beer!"
"just send up few thousand nanobots along with a a cosmic gas station"
"This article has some serious flaws in it in the manner of effective presentation of information, reminiscent of the inherent problems in the generalised training methods used in the corporate sector in anglo-saxon countries."
"All this yak about water bears is facinating, but, how do they taste?"
"The corndogs are on me {when I get a job}."
"hmm mebe the thing theyl find is frozen cheese. therefore debunking the rumor that the moon is not made of cheeze."
"I personally don't care if there is or ever has been life there."
"IS THER ANYONE OUT THERE THAT CAN EVEN CHALLANGE ME!?"
"We had a mission to Europa 17 years ago with a similar device. We were able to identify 127 different species of live stock on the planet. This is not new info people... Wake up, we're just trickling it out to everyone......."
"Dr. Daiki Horikawa should receive more recognition than this for his studies."
"What about the "ROCK PEOPLE' whom Flash Gordon (Buster Crabbe) discovered there in 1936? (episode 3)"
"IF WE BUILD A MARS BASE ,WE COULD REACH-OUT FROM THERE!!"
"As is often the case the question was not addressed. "
"Angels are technically aliens."
"Sounds like a Mexican meat pie or something."
"If we send them to mars, then some thousand years from now they evolved to Marslings!"
"And for this kind of pathetic treatment we're supposed to pay for an ice drill to Europa? No thanks."
"I'm sorry but this is just ridiculous."
"WHO CARES????"